Dating half your age

I know many smoking-hot middle-aged people who are emotional teenagers.

I know many brilliant, mature people who aren’t old enough to rent a car.

But if you’re not into someone because of the arbitrary time in which their parents created them—well, more tasty imperfect flesh for the rest of us.

Like, "This Cuban-Chinese restaurant is half-Latino, just like the late Emilio Estevez." Or, "I just put a dollar’s worth of O-Town songs in the jukebox.

Who knew this bar would have a dollar’s worth of O-Town songs?

The only problem I’ve had with dating outside of my age range is when the other person has been too aware of it.

Either he was self-conscious about dating a younger lady, or he tried to pay for everything because he thought I expected it.

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